ugly:

on this weeks forecast, there is 0% chance of getting laid

The realest people don’t have a lot of friends.
― Tupac (via blvcknvy)

rebuy:

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 

500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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